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It's been a quiet time here at the Tartan Shortbread Institute of Scotology, much sound and fury (5), signifying nothing and all that but it looks likely that there will be a general election (or General Election) sometime soon. So we thought we'd better put on our pork pie hats of prognostication and perform some professional predicting, because, who doesn't swoon for a short series of syllables that sounds like other syllables sound(1). Anyhow, here is our latest report Twenty-Five True Facts About the Upcoming General Election That You Can Stick on the Side of a Bus.

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