Situation Vacant

I am trying to untangle the latest Bank of England inflation report. Apart from the fact that they don’t know and therefore don’t want to say and are therefore deliberately obscure it is written in another language, the language of statistics. I think I need to acquire a working knowledge of this language, enough to order a ham sandwich, a beer and solid opinion on inflation in 2014.

 As Harry Flashman used to say the best way to learn a new language is in bed.

 Therefore, I am on the look out for a hot statistician.

 Failing that a few articles on how to read the Bank of England inflation reports.