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I fear I am not going to be fully delighted with Strictly this year. At the nub of the issue is that many of the celebrities that I have a strong antipathy towards are paired with professionals that I like, admire and support. By random operation  of pairing this seems to have happened quite a lot this year. I don't think there are any pairings where I my levels of support for both partners is a 7 or stronger.

 
Of the professional dancers I support Kevin, Oti, and Katya.

I have reservations about Nadiya and the likes of Pasha, Alijaz, Jannette and Gorka do not much for me.

Of the celebs I favour Danny John-Jules and Kate. I am afraid I have some sort of allergic reaction to Stacey. There is something about her voice that just sets me on edge although I do admire her professional bravery and integrity. The fault is mine, it is grevious but I am know myself too well to offer any hope that I can be redeemed. Faye is on the wrong side of the  Mark Lamaar / Faye Tozer "thing". Greame Swann, although seemingly jolly and proficient is an England cricket player and my standing order are to "sink, burn or destroy" the England cricket team on sight. The rest, so far, I am neutral on.

So no Ed and Katya, or Joe and Katya, or Kevin and Susan, or Chris and Ola to get behind strongly.

I shall be paying more attention to Amy now that she is paired with DJJ and I can hope that Seann Walsh will prove likeable and improvable.

I may well have a season where I mostly enjoy Kate Silverton and Oti Mabuse from the comfort of my sofa and am not that fussed or terribly engaged. (This I suspect may be a theme of the autumn, what with Doctor Who about to start again.)

The fact that I am currently sitting in a fog of my own misanthropy is not going to stop me bringing you my thoughts on Strictly 2018. Oh no it's not. In fact it's going to make them super spicy. Stand by for a whole host of inapproprate, illogical, self-contradictory remarks which I will attempt to pass off as considered policy with a few sixth-form rhetorical flourishs.

Week One! Actually a reasonably high standard of dancing. A reasonably moderate standard of judging. A reasonably high standard of Tess and Claudia. A reasonably high standard of production.

The judging. I have some long standing problems with the judging. Firstly, Bruno standing. Sit the fuck down! Sit the fuck down before I slap you square in the middle of the forehead, with a fish slice. Secondly, Bruno, shut the fuck up! Jeez, if only Strictly could afford Samuel L Jackson. "Go on, stand up one more time, I dare you!" Thirdly, I think the scores from Darcey, Shirley and Bruno cluster and this forces Craig to mark more harshly in the early weeks. I'd like to see the judges use the full range of the paddles, especially Darcey and Shirley - who tend to make more constructively critical comments than their scoring suggests. I ignore anything Bruno says. I put him on mute and imagine the conversation between Darcey and Shirley as, once again, Shirley finds herself on Darcey's lap, staring up in to her eyes as she dodges Bruno's windmilling arms. Sit down Toniolli you little fucker and give Claudia back her Haribo. You've had enough.

And so 2018 continues much as 2017 left off. Useful comments from Darcey and Shirley. Noise and fury, signifying nothing from Bruno and Craig forced in to scoring for the other three. At leat Craig has broken out of his panto villan blanket negativity. Perhaps the producers have changed tack. Perhaps he feels he can. Perhaps his back has healed and he is no longer in pain.

Good dancing for week one. Slightly higher average score than last year. Top score this year 29, top score last year was 31 for Aston, with Debbie on 30. Lowest score this year, 12 (well deserved), last year 16. So a bit more clustering towards the top end.

I was pleasantly surprised by Ashley. I thought her previous dance experience would not sit comfortably with the requirements of ballroom. She remarked that it had been a challenge but she seemed to find a way round the problem (and if in doubt she's promised to go one better than Denise Van Outen and pop a boob out - so that's something to look forward to). DJJ was, as I expected, pretty on it. Faye did better than I expected both from my priors and from watching her dance. There's a big gap down to Susanah Constantine, who I don't think has the personality to win enough of the popular vote. I don't mean to suggest that she's an unlikeable individual but I don't think she has the oompf or the humour of John Sergeant or Susan Calman. If she's not first out I shall eat the item of clothing of choice of Frankie.

I thought Katya did well with Seann Walsh. She's demonstrating her skill as a coach and choreographer in a way that Graziano wasn't able to. He got spotted protecting his partner, Katya made protecting her partner a virtue. Vick struggled with her cardio-vascular fitness. She was pretty good for the first 30 seconds of her routine and then struggled. She's not the only one who was a little blown but she had the most noticable dip in performance.

I'll have a think about likely placings but I think I've correctly predicted the dark horse in DJJ and it's difficult to see anyone else but Susanah going out at the first opportunity. (NB Anton has his own fan base who might get busy on his behalf.) I hope Katie Piper does well. I think she'll be in the Molly space, not quite breaking through but I hope she does.

Tess seems more relaxed this year and appears to have learned to live with her role as the Janus of Strictly (Hooray the judges, boo the judges, you're my favourite.) Claudia was on good form.

I liked the lights on this week's show. I wonder how the mechanics of the lighting design work.

So, I won't be put out to be a bit more of a spectator than a partisan and I hope Dwanye Dibbly wins it for the Scify community.

Date: 2018-09-24 01:00 pm (UTC)
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I think Craig is doing what he's always doing. He gives harsh comments at the beginning followed by nice ones where he can in the initial weeks. As he sees the same mistakes again and again, he gets harsher. He always marks precisely as he thinks fair. I think he's pretty consistent on this.

Date: 2018-09-24 01:01 pm (UTC)
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I will be surprised if Seann is improvable, I'm afraid. He's more likeable than I thought he would be.

Date: 2018-09-24 01:02 pm (UTC)
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I don't think Susannah can win a dance-off against anyone but I don't know who votes for Anton. That could keep her out of the bottom two. Genuinely don't know how to read this. I don't think of him as having been first out in previous years and he's had some terrible and unpopular partners, Nancy Dell'Ollio being an obvious example.

Date: 2018-09-24 01:22 pm (UTC)
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Susannah was one of the dancers I missed on Saturday so I can't comment on her as a person. We'll find out soon.

Date: 2018-09-24 02:50 pm (UTC)
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Any view on Charles and Karen?

Date: 2018-09-24 03:47 pm (UTC)
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I liked him a lot and I like Karen as well. She had a rough ride last year with Will Young so I'm really hoping she gets a decent run.

Date: 2018-09-24 03:55 pm (UTC)
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Not unless one believes what one reads in the papers.

Date: 2018-09-24 02:51 pm (UTC)
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I am afraid I suspect you won't have Kate for very long. She isn't much of a dancer. Might be wrong though.

Date: 2018-09-24 03:48 pm (UTC)
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You are a RHPS fan?!

Date: 2018-09-24 03:53 pm (UTC)
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Well, a surprising number of people aren't.

Date: 2018-09-24 03:56 pm (UTC)
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Well, I don't think JW is, and he counts.

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Date: 2018-09-24 04:08 pm (UTC)
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:-) I once went to an Amanda Palmer gig with JW. I wore jeans, black fishnets, corset top, black beaded choker, black stilettos, lots of make-up. He wore the three-piece suit and Homburg that in those days he wore for work. He looked exactly as at home in the crowd as I did.

Date: 2018-09-24 04:13 pm (UTC)
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No, it was a terrible outfit. I am so happy he no longer wears the Homburg.

Date: 2018-09-24 04:19 pm (UTC)
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Oh, sorry. Mine was superb, yes.

Date: 2018-09-24 04:40 pm (UTC)
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No, nothing like. Ask yourself why JW does not have a beard.

Date: 2018-09-24 04:09 pm (UTC)
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I'm not sure that's where my money is.

Date: 2018-09-27 07:29 pm (UTC)
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I rather like Amy. She needs to shut up about being a Welsh because we’ve got that now, but she’s very very pleasing to look at and seems to have a nice character for a pro.

Date: 2018-09-27 07:30 pm (UTC)
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My clothing is too important to me to be eaten.

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