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Here follows a not particulary funny or kind joke.

A Scottish Labour MP, a Scottish Tory MP and a Scottish Lib Dem MP got in to a taxi.

The taxi driver grabs the steering wheel, turns round in his seat and asks them "Where would you like to...







...go?"

"Westminster, please, but why the big pause?"

"I'm a fucking panda."

Date: 2015-05-13 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] widgetfox.livejournal.com
I think I am probably the sole target audience for this joke, but I think it's fab.

Date: 2015-05-13 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danieldwilliam.livejournal.com
#pandasandvoting

#musichall

Date: 2015-05-13 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hano.livejournal.com
I rather like it...

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