On a List of 40 Questions
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danieldwilliamSome random set of questions - the answers to which should be taken with a pinch of salt, or indeed mustard.
1. Do you mustard?
I think what two or more consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is a personal matter but, yes, I have done but not as much since the Captain was borne.
2. Choice of carbonated beverage?
I think it's polite to offer people a choice yes.
3. Do you own a gun?
I don't, but I do have part shares in a fleet of nuclear submarines.
4. Whiskey, tequila, or vodka?
None of those would make my top five drinks. Or even my top ten. Except at Lithmas when I do have some Lithuanian or Polish vodka with my fish.
5. Hot dogs or Cheeseburgers?
You can't call them hot dogs any more. They are dogs of an above ambient temperature.
But cheeseburgers.
6. Favourite type Of food?
Plentiful and properly cooked.
It really depends on what sort of mood I'm in what sort of style of cuisine I prefer - it that's the question.
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
I do not.
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Vodka and bitter regret. No, sorry, that's Marlon Brando. I drink gin and Claudia Schiffer's pussy juice.
9. Can you do 100 Push ups in a row?
Over what time period? How much am I being paid an hour?
10. Summer, Winter, Spring, Or Autumn?
Yes, unless Greta Thunberg is right in which case we probably get double summer but never Christmas.
11. Favourite hobby?
Is campaigning for democracy a hobby? That's what I seem to spend most of my spare time doing.
12. Tattoos?
The Edinburgh one is popular although I've never been.
13. Do you wear glasses?
Only for sex.
14. Fears?
Cowardice.
15. Nickname?
Satan.
Or Coco Monkey for sexual purposes.
16. Three drinks?
Bourbon Banana Flip.
A nice IPA that's not overly hopped, not like those IPA which *are* overly hopped which I don't like.
Claudia Schiffer's pussy juice.
17. Biggest downfall?
Berlin, 1945.
18. Rain or Snow?
Weather isn't a democracy and I live in Scotland, it's not like I get any choice.
19. Piercings?
One in each hand and one right through both feet.
20. Age?
Time isn't a democracy either.
21. Are you moody?
Yes! WHAT ABOUT IT?!?
22. Favourite vehicle ?
I'm quite patial to a ROU (Demilitarised) myself. Limiting Factor would be my top pick.
23. Kids?
Procreation isn't a democracy.
I have two. I tell both of them I have 5 in order to keep them guessing which one is inheriting the earldom and the castle.
24. Favourite colour?
Yellow
25. Employed?
A bit like Wimbledon Common, under, over, freely.
26. Can you whistle?
You just put your lips together and blow. At least that's what Claudia Schiffer tells me.
27. Where were you born?
I'm not entirely sure, roughly Bethlehem.
28. Favourite movies?
The Duelists, Love Actually for the line about Ant or Dec,
29. Ever Been Arrested?
The DA couldn't prove a thing.
30. Surgeries?
Only by appointment.
31. Religious?
Not in the least. Quite the contrary.
32. Shower or Bath?
I like Bath but there isn't as much to do their with the kids as you might think.
33. Like gambling?
A game of chance, usually played for money.
34. Are you reliable?
My whole life is have too.
35. Broken bones?
None currently, later depends on how much gin Claudia and I drink.
36. How many tv’s in your house?
See question 1.
37. Worst pain ever?
The bitter regret when I ran out of vodka.
38. Do you like to dance?
I dance like I've never been hurt before and love like nobody is watching.
Generally, somebody is watching.
39. Are your parents still alive?
To be honest I'm not entirely sure that my parents aren't both some procedurally derived dumb AI set to vex my siblings and me in mild rebuke by the stern but loving AI that secretly runs the planet.
40. Do you like camping ?
See question 1.
1. Do you mustard?
I think what two or more consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is a personal matter but, yes, I have done but not as much since the Captain was borne.
2. Choice of carbonated beverage?
I think it's polite to offer people a choice yes.
3. Do you own a gun?
I don't, but I do have part shares in a fleet of nuclear submarines.
4. Whiskey, tequila, or vodka?
None of those would make my top five drinks. Or even my top ten. Except at Lithmas when I do have some Lithuanian or Polish vodka with my fish.
5. Hot dogs or Cheeseburgers?
You can't call them hot dogs any more. They are dogs of an above ambient temperature.
But cheeseburgers.
6. Favourite type Of food?
Plentiful and properly cooked.
It really depends on what sort of mood I'm in what sort of style of cuisine I prefer - it that's the question.
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
I do not.
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Vodka and bitter regret. No, sorry, that's Marlon Brando. I drink gin and Claudia Schiffer's pussy juice.
9. Can you do 100 Push ups in a row?
Over what time period? How much am I being paid an hour?
10. Summer, Winter, Spring, Or Autumn?
Yes, unless Greta Thunberg is right in which case we probably get double summer but never Christmas.
11. Favourite hobby?
Is campaigning for democracy a hobby? That's what I seem to spend most of my spare time doing.
12. Tattoos?
The Edinburgh one is popular although I've never been.
13. Do you wear glasses?
Only for sex.
14. Fears?
Cowardice.
15. Nickname?
Satan.
Or Coco Monkey for sexual purposes.
16. Three drinks?
Bourbon Banana Flip.
A nice IPA that's not overly hopped, not like those IPA which *are* overly hopped which I don't like.
Claudia Schiffer's pussy juice.
17. Biggest downfall?
Berlin, 1945.
18. Rain or Snow?
Weather isn't a democracy and I live in Scotland, it's not like I get any choice.
19. Piercings?
One in each hand and one right through both feet.
20. Age?
Time isn't a democracy either.
21. Are you moody?
Yes! WHAT ABOUT IT?!?
22. Favourite vehicle ?
I'm quite patial to a ROU (Demilitarised) myself. Limiting Factor would be my top pick.
23. Kids?
Procreation isn't a democracy.
I have two. I tell both of them I have 5 in order to keep them guessing which one is inheriting the earldom and the castle.
24. Favourite colour?
Yellow
25. Employed?
A bit like Wimbledon Common, under, over, freely.
26. Can you whistle?
You just put your lips together and blow. At least that's what Claudia Schiffer tells me.
27. Where were you born?
I'm not entirely sure, roughly Bethlehem.
28. Favourite movies?
The Duelists, Love Actually for the line about Ant or Dec,
29. Ever Been Arrested?
The DA couldn't prove a thing.
30. Surgeries?
Only by appointment.
31. Religious?
Not in the least. Quite the contrary.
32. Shower or Bath?
I like Bath but there isn't as much to do their with the kids as you might think.
33. Like gambling?
A game of chance, usually played for money.
34. Are you reliable?
My whole life is have too.
35. Broken bones?
None currently, later depends on how much gin Claudia and I drink.
36. How many tv’s in your house?
See question 1.
37. Worst pain ever?
The bitter regret when I ran out of vodka.
38. Do you like to dance?
I dance like I've never been hurt before and love like nobody is watching.
Generally, somebody is watching.
39. Are your parents still alive?
To be honest I'm not entirely sure that my parents aren't both some procedurally derived dumb AI set to vex my siblings and me in mild rebuke by the stern but loving AI that secretly runs the planet.
40. Do you like camping ?
See question 1.
