Jul. 19th, 2021

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I am returned from two weeks holiday on Orkney with MLW and the Captain.

We did not do much.

We spent a little time looking at birds, specifically looking for puffins. No puffins to be seen. The breeding season ends just as we arrived. We did see some razorbills which are not dissimilar to puffins (small, black and white, stubby winged birds) and got excited but no actual puffins. But two good walks at Broch of Birsay (the iron age settlement on the causeway) and Marwick Head (near to the spot that is near to where Kitchener died). We met some cows. We did not see any small children re-enacting the Denouncement of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ by the Traitor Judas Iscariot through the medium of kelp, but not every trip can be just like the last.

We visited neolithic sites, specifically Skara Brae and the Ness of Brodgar dig. The Ness of Brodgar continues to be impressive and epoch changing. Despite Covid interruptions they had managed to open up another trench near the northern end of the site. I suppose the interruptions will have allowed them to catch up on some of the write-ups and analysis but there must be several lifetimes of things to look at and understand already unearthed. Had some good conversations with the folks at the site.

The analogy I'm current experimenting with to explain the potential impact is this - imagine you were studying cinema but only had access to non-English films and then discovered Holywood.

As part of the trip to Skara Brae we visited the adjacent Skail House. Saw the flag of the Red Army's 4th Lithuanian Western Regiment captured in 1919 by one of the family. It was much less red 100 years on that when first flown.

Ate some seafood, cooked some local beef, drank some local beer, found a local rum distillery, drank their rum.

Visited the Churchill Barriers and the Italian Chapel. Confused MLW by taking her to see the sand dunes that have grown up around one of the Barriers and not, as she thought, the actual barrier itself.

Flew some kites.

Visited several beaches including one that is fantastically tidal leading to interactions with crabs and fish and some sort of animal that lives below the sand. Chose not to interact with jellyfish.

Wrote up most of an entry for a One-Page Dungeon competition.

Visited the Fossil centre where I discovered that Orkney had once been the bottom of a large lake during the Devonian, or more accurately the bottom of many many lakes for hundreds of thousands of years at a time over tens of millions of years - which made sense of the stone, which in turn helps explain the local neolithic architecture.

Read a bit, played some boardgames, did a jigsaw. Watched a couple of films, and one and half seasons of French comedy-drama Call My Agent.

Had an interesting conversation about local housing economics and the vintage paper trade with an apprentice bookbinder.

It was a nice holiday.
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One other thing that we did whilst on holiday was watch the latter stages and the final of Euro 2020. Well the Captain and I did. MLW mostly confined herself to watching Wimbledon.

I suppose the football all ended predictably and satisfactorily. The best team won and the England footballing community managed to balance a just reward for a decent, in both senses of the word, football team with making tits of themselves through a combination of entitlement, hubris, sentimentality, racism, beer and the curse of having a catchy theme tune.

The Captain dug in to supporting Denmark. He has a Danish friend. As Uruguay don't play in the Euros (which demonstrates that the footballing establishment is out to get us and no mistake) I swung my considerable sporting support behind the three teams that I drew in the office sweepstakes, Austria, Turkey and Finland and thereafter supported the team that it would be funniest if they won.

We watched the final together. It was quite tense. My mother is distraught. My father is hiding his disappointment behind stoic words of praise for the "young team". My friend J, who for the latter stages of the tournament had been messaging the uni friend's WhatApp group with ALL CAPS "IT'S COMING HOME!" has yet to respond to any messages. I am worried for him.

I was not surprised by the final. Italy seemed to be. I thought England would start quickly and score first. It took Italy longer than I expected to re-organise themselves England scored. They were clearly not expecting England to actually score. I'd expected Italy to win 3-1 but they seemed to prefer sidling up to a penalty shoot-out. England losing a final they both didn't expect to be in and were a nailed on certainty to be in, at Wembley, on penalties to not Germany. It doesn't get much funnier than that.

As soon as Rashford missed his penalty I thought he'd get racially abused. Not a particularly perspicacious prediction. He's a black man, he's going to be racially abused what ever happens. But so it proved. What was a bit less predictable was the UK government having no problem with racist fans until they realised that the England team has a problem with racist fans and so do most England fans. That isn't surprising, Marcus Rashford is more popular with voters than Boris Johnson and Marcus Rashford's food voucher policy is more popular with the government than Boris Johnson's food voucher policy. What is a bit surprising is that the government had the wit to realise that they were being too racist and change their story.

There is a special place in my heart for the football commentary of Guy Mowbray. He's right up there with the ITV rugby commentary team. Listening to English commentary on England playing football is like watching Danny De Vito arguing with Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt about which one of them has the best chance of dating Angelina Jolie. I am seriously considering petitioning for BBC Scotland to have it's own commentary team for tournaments in which England is playing. Possibly employing the orang-utan from the 2015 Rugby World Cup.

Anyway another 18 months of hurt until England simultaneously under perform and over perform at a major football tournament again.

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