danieldwilliam: (Licorice Bull)
danieldwilliam ([personal profile] danieldwilliam) wrote2015-05-13 09:51 am
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On Jokes Not For Sharing on Facebook

Here follows a not particulary funny or kind joke.

A Scottish Labour MP, a Scottish Tory MP and a Scottish Lib Dem MP got in to a taxi.

The taxi driver grabs the steering wheel, turns round in his seat and asks them "Where would you like to...







...go?"

"Westminster, please, but why the big pause?"

"I'm a fucking panda."