I've never bought a ticket from a tout.

I have wondered how one becomes a ticket tout - what is the path to entry?

I really liked the stadium. It's been ages since I went to the football - Swindon against Crystal Palace I think. Fifteen years ago perhaps.

I like the atmosphere at rugby. MLW gets very tense. She's much more shouty at the television or the players than I am.

Yeah - I figure Dad'll be about half way between us. Give or take.